Friday, June 12, 2009

ABILITY and ABSENT-MINDEDNESS

ABILITY
"Pa," said little Joe, "I bet I can do something you can't."
"Well, what is it?" demanded his pa.
"Grow," replied the youngster triumphantly.—H.E. Zimmerman.

ABSENT-MINDEDNESS
SHE—"I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."
HE—(absent-mindedly)—"Yes, my lamb."

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